Posted On: May 28, 2009

Sexy Motion to Dismiss

He first saw the model on line and in a promotional brochure (para. 13-15).... Her glossy exterior, sculpted body, sophistication, bloodlines, not to mention the accolades of how she could perform, intrigued him, piqued his curiosity (para. 13-15; Exs A. and B. to second amended complaint). Needless to say, he needed to know more, meet her, ride her. He was excited (para. 22).
Suitable arrangements were made. Not wanting to push her too fast, he rode her easy (para. 36, 37). With her prominent front pushed up, her rear somewhat down, her performance was somewhat hesitant and resistant. But he was told she was a maiden, that he'd be her first owner (para. 40, 47)

It goes on. Above the Law provides the entire motion. Is this funny? Is it good legal writing to draw the judge's attention to the argument? Or is it just plain unnecessary? To me, he fit the motion into his joke as opposed to a joke that flowed with the motion to underscore his point. The point could be made in about 10 words just as effectively. And it is just not that funny unless a sex reference in a motion automatically makes it funny.

But, going back to fitting a motion into a joke, is this really a point the defense lawyer wants to make? He's underscoring the plaintiff''s disappointment. That's not a important part of Defendant's motion to dismiss.

It goes back the point I made last week and the point I made the week before. Preplanned jokes from judges (in written opinions) and lawyers are typically awful.

Posted On: May 27, 2009

Sonia Sotomayor Is a Racist?

Sonia Sotomayor is a racist, according to Rush Limbaugh, Tom Tancredo, and Newt Gingrich who are demanding President Obama must withdraw his selection of Judge Sotomayor

Apparently, the putative Republican leadership wants to stay on the fringe mainstream American public opinion. President Obama is going to play it smart and continue to treat these few as if they speak for the Republican Party even though they clearly don't. Latinos are the voting bloc of the future and Republicans are completely losing what was once a strong foothold.

The Maryland Daily Record quotes Byron Warnken as saying that senators who might oppose Sotomayor's judicial philosophy “can’t take the risk of offending … the Hispanic vote.” I think he overestimates a lot of senators, particularly those in states with an insignificant population of Latino voters. They don't mind bringing down the GOP for 20 years if it furthers their personal politics.

The best advice for Republicans in how to deal with Sonia Sotomayor is the one offered by CNN's Gloria Borger: the GOP should wait for a better target. All of this looks like they had the answer in the back of the book - the nominee must be rejected - and tried to craft the equation in light of the answer. I've seen defense lawyers do this quite effectively. These guys? Not so well.

I also find it incredibly annoying to pretend that having minority pride and making boastful statements about your own minority class is the same as a white person saying the same thing about white people. It is just not.

P.S. Note from the next day: The only think more annoying to me - well, as annoying - as people calling Sotomayor a racist is all of this talk of the GOP leaders who are attacking Sotomayor as a racists are racist themselves. Please. There is ample evidence they are callous opportunists but does unfounded name calling always have to beget unfounded name calling?


Posted On: May 27, 2009

Can Lawyers Be Judged by Their Clients?

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is getting heat because before she was elected to Congress in 2006, she spend much of her career as a lawyer working at a mega New York law firm representing the world’s largest cigarette company, Philip Morris. She apparently spend a good bit of time between 1995 to 1999 helping Philip Morris fight the Justice Department's efforts to get the tobacco company to produce damaging research and other internal documents regarding its knowledge about the health risks of tobacco products.

My first reaction is that you shouldn't judge people for the clients the represent. I defended drug companies during that same period of time and while I'm not proud of this, I'm not ashamed either. I'm sure Martin O'Malley is not ashamed of defending criminals. But Dorothy Samuels has a different take on it in the New York Times that I think deserves airing:

Professor Stephen Gillers of New York University Law School, one of the country’s leading legal ethics experts, draws a distinction between publicly criticizing lawyers because of the people they represent, which he says he would not do, and how they carry out the representation.

He finds the basic strategy that the tobacco companies pursued — pushing the limits of attorney-client privilege to hide inconvenient truths known to top company insiders about smoking and health — morally offensive, even if it violated no law or official legal ethics rules.

Ms. Gillibrand’s work for Philip Morris came during a pivotal period of mounting criticism and intensified legal scrutiny of the tobacco industry.

She tries to play down her role and suggests that she had no choice. In truth, she had plenty of choice.

Her law firm allowed lawyers to decline work on tobacco cases if they had a moral or ethical objection. It wasn’t simply a matter of working “for the clients that were assigned to her,” as an aide explained. Tobacco duty was optional. She opted in. Others did not.

Although not long out of law school, Ms. Gillibrand was given substantial responsibility. She worked closely with company executives. She became steeped in the workings of a lab the cigarette company had located outside the United States in Germany with the express purpose of keeping negative research findings that showed a connection between smoking and cancer out of public view and beyond the reach of American subpoenas.

She was privy to unsuccessful efforts to dissuade a smaller tobacco company, the Liggett Group, from breaking ranks and cooperating with prosecutors — a move, it was feared, that could result in the release of incriminating internal documents and a strengthening of Food and Drug Administration efforts to regulate the marketing and sale of cigarettes, including to children.

Ms. Gillibrand sat with some of the nation’s most prominent tobacco attorneys from different law firms on a special committee whose work included preventing plaintiffs and the government from seeing documents that Philip Morris wanted to remain secret.

Unlike lawyers who represent the indigent in criminal cases or the attorneys who endured mindless charges of disloyalty from the Bush administration for representing detainees at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, Ms. Gillibrand’s work for Philip Morris served no larger principle of due process. Had she turned down the tobacco assignment, other lawyers were readily available to take her place.

Her law firm allowed lawyers to decline work on tobacco cases if they had a moral or ethical objection. It wasn’t simply a matter of working “for the clients that were assigned to her,” as an aide explained. Tobacco duty was optional. She opted in. Others did not.


I don't know the correct answer. But I'm always interested in any argument that can really make me question my position on an issue.

Posted On: May 26, 2009

Quote of the Day

Again, from the Maryland Daily Record, this quote from a plaintiffs' lawyer whose client received a $1 verdict at trial after being shot in the back by a police officer.

Plaintiff's lawyer "did not conduct any pretrial depositions. 'That’s part of my trial strategy,' Butler said. 'The first time [Windsor] got to see me was at trial.'

I don't know whether taking depositions was warranted in the case, and I hate second guessing anyone's trial strategy, because you do not know what should be done unless you are there. But I have never had a personal injury case where it was good strategy to not conduct discovery because you want the first time the Defendant to see you is at trial. Humbly, that just makes no sense to me.

Posted On: May 26, 2009

Judicial Elections in Anne Arundel County?

The Maryland Daily Record has an article on the prospect of judicial elections in my own Anne Arundel County. I think we have great elected judges in Anne Arundel County, but I don't relish the prospect of a contested election in Anne Arundel County. I articulated my own theory on how to deal with selecting and unseating judges, which does not involve elections, but allows us to get rid of judges we can all agree are awful; my theory is in a Maryland Injury Lawyer Blog post from almost three years ago.

Posted On: May 26, 2009

Inverse Correlation Between Questions for the Bench and Success

Interesting New York Times article on the correlation between how many questions a lawyer receives from the Supreme Court and the lawyer's client's chance of success. I think this general rule is true in any legal argument to a judge: the fewer questions a lawyer is asked, the more likely that lawyer is to prevail. The hardest thing for a lawyer to do - particularly a lawyer who prepared well for the hearing or motion - is to just shut-up and let the judge work for you.


Posted On: May 26, 2009

Towson District Court Closed

The Towson location of the District Court for Baltimore County is closed due to a mechanical problem. The Commissioner's Office at the Towson location will be open. The Baltimore County District Courts in Essex and Catonsville are open as usual.

Posted On: May 22, 2009

Poligrip Denture Lawyers: Claims Against Poligrip for Zinc in Denture Cream

Our lawyers are reviewing Poligrip denture lawsuits throughout the United States. The denture cream lawsuits allege that two manufacturers of denture cream, GlaxoSmithKline (Poligrip) and Proctor and Gamble (Fixodent) failed to warn of the dangers of zinc in their products. According to the conclusions made in a 2008 article in the medical journal Neurology cited by Poligrip denture cream lawyers, zinc poisoning can occur with the use of high amounts of denture cream.

Zinc is not a bad thing in the proper doses and it serves it purpose in denture cream by making the dentures stick. That’s not a problem if the dentures are perfectly fitted and the Poligrip denture users only need small amount of denture cream. This leads to a great deal of zinc intake.

A lot of denture cream claims are not going to be brought because many elderly people and their doctors are not going to link their neurological problems with zinc poisoning. But with 35 million denture wearers, injuries from zinc overdose from denture cream may be more significant that even denture cream lawyers fully appreciate right now.

If you or a loved one have used Poligrip denture cream adhesives and since developed zinc poisoning, hypocupremia, hyperzincemia or neuropathy, call one of our Poligrop denture cream lawyers at 800-553-8082 or click here for a free consultation on your potential denture cream lawsuit.

Posted On: May 20, 2009

Quinn Emanuel Associate Email

Usually the term "the legal blogosphere is in a uproar" can usually be defined as follows: about a dozen people care. But an associate at Quinn Emanuel - a large law firm that represents the Washington Redskins in their dispute with American Indian groups - wrote a series of stunning emails that genuinely has the legal blogosphere in an uproar, generating 933 comments (so far) on Above the Law. If you have ever worked in a big law firm or even a big office, you will find this story absolutely compelling. Among the 933 comments are a lot of completely insane people.

Posted On: May 20, 2009

Andrew Giuliani's Lawsuit Against Duke Dismissed

The really strange saga of Andrew Giuliani's lawsuit against Duke University after he got thrown off the golf team at Duke ended with a district court judge dismissing the case. The opinion quotes Caddyshack which seems a fitting way to end a completely bizarre case on so many levels.

I would like to include humor in written legal opinions to my blog post yesterday about why humor and courtrooms don't mix. The reasoning behind the post does not apply because it is a lot easier to be funny in a written legal opinion then when you are standing in front of a jury. But both should be avoided.

Posted On: May 19, 2009

Offit Kurman Expands Again

It looks like some mid-sized law firm are surviving and thriving in this troubled legal economy. Ten attorneys from Deckelbaum, Ogens & Raftery, a Bethesda, Maryland law firm, will join the Offit Kurman law firm on July 1.

Offit Kurman continues to expand at a time when it seems like law firms who are not pure litigation firms are struggling. (The blog Above the Law lays out the carnage on a daily basis.)

“We are fortunate to have the ability to grow, despite the obstacles that the down economy has presented to many law firms in the U.S.,” Ted Offit, Offit Kurman’s managing partner, said in a press release.

Posted On: May 18, 2009

DLA Piper Salary Cuts

DLA Piper has made deeper cuts in salaries than originally reported, according to Above the Law.

Comment #100 appears to be from an insider who is lamenting DLA Piper's decision to try to get big for the purpose of getting big. I'm not sure whether this is true or even author of the comment is at DLA Piper - many of those making comments appear to be a little nuts - but the commentary is interesting.

I read the Maryland Daily Record Blog frequently but I have not yet saved in on my favorites. If you Google "Maryland Daily Record Blog" to find it like I do, the first thing that comes up is the report on DLA Piper's decision to raise starting salaries in January, 2008. That now seems like 1000 years ago. But it reminds us that a lot of smart people did not see this economy coming. Jon Stewart's wildly entertaining interview with Jim Cramer ignored the fact that only a handful of people saw this coming. Moreover, I think notwithstanding Comment #100's points, big firms like DLA Piper will turn around when the economy does and everyone will forget all of this.

Posted On: May 14, 2009

Justice Scalia and Tom Brady

This from the New York Times on Justice Scalia's response to a law student who had a question about becoming a Supreme Court clerk:

But then he turned to a discussion of the student’s chances of obtaining the ultimate credential in American law, a clerkship with a Supreme Court justice. Not good, he said.

“By and large,” he said, “I’m going to be picking from the law schools that basically are the hardest to get into. They admit the best and the brightest, and they may not teach very well, but you can’t make a sow’s ear out of a silk purse. If they come in the best and the brightest, they’re probably going to leave the best and the brightest, O.K.?”

I really love the "O.K.?" at the end.

I would like to see General Manager Antonin Scalia in action. "Tom Brady, I know you just won the Super Bowl but you were picked in the sixth round. See this blue blood here, Drew Bledsoe, he was the first pick of the entire draft. Go find a seat." Or for one more near and dear to Baltimore Ravens fans: "Joe Flacco, you went to the University of Delaware. You failed in college at Pittsburgh. Do you really think you are going to play a down in the NFL? Get our first round draft choice Kyle Boller back in here."

The notion that the questioner, who goes to American University (the 45th best law school in the country according to U.S. News & World Report) should not even have a chance of being a Supreme Court clerk is just plain silly.

I think Justice Scalia loves his high profile and feels an Allen Iversonesque desire to "keep it real" and speak honestly. I commend him in many respect for the latter but I think he also has an obligation to think about who he is and what he is saying.

Posted On: May 13, 2009

DWI Technicalities in Baltimore County

The Maryland Daily Record has a story today on how the Maryland State Police electronic traffic ticket system led to a not-guilty verdict in a drunken-driving case this week in Baltimore County.

Defendant's lawyer successfully argued before Baltimore County District Court Judge Philip N. Tirabassi that his client’s citation impermissibly listed multiple offenses per count. The Daily Record quotes another lawyer who handles DUI cases, Bruce Robinson, as saying that he uses with paper citations where an officer does not clearly circle the individual charges in a case.

I voted for Obama. I voted for O'Malley. I'm against the death penalty. I'm believe criminal lawyers should do what they ethically can to get their client acquitted and I don't fault the lawyer for doing what he did. There is more but have I already established my liberal bona fides with you? Good. Let's go on.

Why on earth does this kind of hypertechnical garbage matter? Does anyone think the defendant - who was named by name in the Daily Record - did not understand the charges against him? If not, let me help. You are accused of drinking and driving on I-95. This is against the law and risk the health of innocent children and adults.

Is there no justice in this world? Wait, maybe there is. Baltimore County State’s Attorney Scott D. Shellenberger said prosecutors will ask the trooper who stopped the defendant to redo the citation to recharge him. Will this work? If so, what was the point of all of this other than to agitate Baltimore County prosecutors who will probably be less forgiving next time around and getting your name in the paper as someone accused of a DWI? I don't know the answers. I'm not a criminal lawyer. Which reminds me: I'm glad I'm not a criminal lawyer.

Posted On: May 11, 2009

Judge's Ex-Boyfriend Charged with Stalking Her

The National Law Journal reports that a 39-year-old convicted felon who was stalking a magistrate judge in Washington D.C. he had dated has been charged with stalking the judge and breaking into her Washington home. This disaster of a relationship has produced not only the criminal charges but also a civil suit and an ethics complaint against the judge.

I don't know all of the details but it never ceases to amaze me what otherwise sane people do in their personal lives.

Posted On: May 11, 2009

Getting Police Reports: Montgomery County Makes It Easier

Getting police reports is often a challenge Maryland car accident lawyers. Montgomery County has joined the 21st Century with a new online system where you can download police reports.

I hope other Maryland counties follow suit.

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  • Posted On: May 4, 2009

    Supreme Court Nominees

    University of Maryland law professor Sherrilyn Ifill wrote a good piece published a few hours ago for CNN with good observations on Obama's upcoming selection for the Supreme Court and candid commentary on whether the University of Maryland Law School would hire her again today:

    I sometimes marvel that I probably couldn't get hired at my law school today.

    Fifteen years ago I was a young civil rights lawyer with a strong litigation record and a few good ideas about the relationship between racial diversity on courts and principled decision-making who wanted to enter law teaching.

    My colleagues at the University of Maryland Law School took a chance in hiring me -- a chance that I would write well and consistently, and that my litigator's communication skills would translate well in the classroom.

    Today, they'd never hire me. Standards have shifted, my law school has moved up in the rankings, and now our faculty rarely even interview candidates who haven't already published a well-placed article. In just a little over a decade, the formula for hiring law professors, especially at the most competitive schools, has shifted irrevocably.


    Her point? The same is true on the Supreme Court. State court judges, law professors, criminal defense attorneys, civil trial lawyers need not apply over the last twenty years. Only appellate judges have been nominated.

    Professor Ifill argues that this is largely a bad thing. I agree. But, if the nominee is not a federal circuit court judge, there is going to have to be strong proof that the nominee is (1) an intellectual heavyweight, and (2) someone who is a demonstrated progressive. With respect to the latter point, Obama knows how important this seat is to the balance of the court ideologically (read: politically) and cannot allow to happen to progressives what happened to conservatives with David Souter.


    Posted On: May 4, 2009

    The Case Against Sonia Sotomayor

    The New Republic's Jeffery Rosen writes why Sonia Sotomayor should not be the next Supreme Court justice. The first two comments to the article provide very compelling reasons why the article is misguided, particularly the first comment by "Yale Law '07." (You have to ignore how pompous his/her username is - the substance is very good.) Other comments argued the exact opposite from other people who are purportedly "in the know." I have no idea who to believe, but I don't think I'm going to spend the energy to read her opinions to help figure it out because I'm not assigned to confirm her if she is nominated. I have read Clarett v. NFL, which Judge Sotomayor authored, which is certainly a well reasoned opinion.

    Posted On: May 4, 2009

    Leaving Children to Play in the Yard

    I read David Berstein's post regularly on the Volokh Conspiracy. I completely disagree with his post on Friday about a Virginia mother charged with leaving her child in a car who is under 8 years-old. Bernstein says

    I not only played in my back yard unattended at age eight, but, if I remember correctly, was free to wander around my neighborhood unaccompanied by an adult so long as I came home before dark, and in New York City (Queens) no less. Somehow, I survived unscathed, as did each and every one of my peers.

    Most of the comments to the blog disagree with me. One of his readers commented how we were becoming a "Nanny State" and others pointed out that his parents would have been guilty of child abuse. As for the latter point, this is true. But we also didn't wear helmets when riding our bikes, nor did we sit in car seats. It is child abuse today not to put your child in a car seat. The result of this law is there are thousands more kids who got to become adults because they were not killed in an accident. Does anyone really argue that child seat law is a good law? Times change and, yes, the elements of the care given by parents in 1970 would be child abuse today. This is a good thing.

    But the final comment is the real kicker:

    [F]ellow defense attorneys have advised me not to take my kid to the local children's hospital. They say the doctors there lack the judgment to distinguish between a normal accident of childhood or unorthodox parenting on one side, and true neglect or abuse on the other. Worse, once the doctors get their mind set that it's abuse, nothing will change it. So you take your kid there at least some risk.

    So there is a lawyer - apparently a public defender from his email address - out there who would not send their child to a local children's hospital because the doctors cannot tell the difference between an accident (or "unorthodox parenting") on the one side and true neglect or abuse on the other?

    Posted On: May 4, 2009

    MAJ Family Law Seminar

    I tend to forget that the Maryland Association of Justice has resources for family lawyers in Maryland because our law firm only handles personal injury cases. But they do. On May 15th in Columbia, MAJ is putting on "How Masters Are Deciding Difficult Cases" with the following speakers and topics:

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    Posted On: May 4, 2009

    Charles County Courts Closed

    Courts in Charles County are closed today due to a power outage.

    Posted On: May 1, 2009

    New Judges in Baltimore, Montgomery and Charles Counties

    Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley filled four judicial vacancies yesterday in Baltimore County, Montgomery County, and Charles County with judges with strong backgrounds in criminal and domestic law.

    Sherrie R. Bailey was selected to replace the Baltimore County Circuit Court vacancy created by the retirement of Judge Dana M. Levitz. Ms. Bailey’s background is from both sides of the aisle in criminal law. She was a prosecutor in Baltimore for 22 years before becoming an assistant public defender in the county in 2006. The finalists for this seat, along with Ms. Bailey, were District Court Judges Jan M. Alexander, Nancy N. Purpura and Philip N. Tirabassi, and lawyers S. Ann Brobst, Robert W. Lazzaro, John J. Nagle III, Paul W. Spence and Keith R. Truffer.

    In Montgomery County, Cynthia Callahan will succeed retiring Judge William J. Rowan, III. Soon to be Judge Callahan was a partner at Dragga, Callahan, Hannon, Hessler & Wills in Rockville. Since 1999, her practice has been primarily in family law. Finalists for this seat were Judges Gary Everngam, Joseph Quirk, William Simmons, John Conroy Jr., Barry Hamilton, and Cheryl McCall, and lawyers Charles Cockerill and Brian Sherrerman.

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    Posted On: May 1, 2009

    Retirement of David Souter

    Supreme Court Justice David Souter will retire in June after more than 18 years on the Supreme Court. .

    There were rumors of Justice Souter meeting with Senator Patrick Leahy, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee and that he had not hired law clerks for the October 2009 term so maybe this was all kinda obvious. Still, justices don't change over much so it always seems like big news.

    Justice Souter pleased progressives and angered conservatives by taking moderate positions on the bench in spite of his nomination by a conservative President George H.W. Bush.

    Who will replace Justice Souter? I made some predictions about Justice Souter's replacement on the Supreme Court five months ago on the Maryland Lawyer Blog. That's right, I'm working proactively for you, the home viewer. I'm betting on Harvard Law School Dean Elena Kagan but I really have no clue.

    One way this might impact personal injury lawyers: Justice Souter voted with the majority on the Supreme Court's rulings to limit on punitive damages on due process grounds. While Maryland law does not provide for punitive damages in auto accident, product liability or medical malpractice cases absent actual malice, this could have a real impact on tort cases in other jurisdictions if Justice Souter's replacement.