June 23, 2008

Chief Justice John Roberts: Cooler Than You Think?

Is Chief Justice John Roberts cooler than you think? In his dissenting opinion in Sprint Communications v. APCC Services, a case involving the standing to bring suit of collection agencies that were assigned rights - Judge Roberts writes: “The absence of any right to the substantive recovery means that the respondents cannot benefit from the judgment they seek and thus lose Article III standing. ‘When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.’ Bob Dylan, Like a Rolling Stone, on Highway 61 Revisited (Columbia Records 1965).

A great segue for that bit of pop culture or was it a little forced? I vote “a little forced.” But I’m grateful for the effort.

June 17, 2008

First Amendment Pro Bono Work for Someone You Detest

In June’s Anne Arundel County Barrister, a newsletter for the Anne Arundel County Bar Association, the president’s message from Saul McCormick highlights his lawyer/hero of the month, an African-American lawyer named Anthony Griffin. A volunteer lawyer for the ACLU, Mr. Griffin defended “grand dragon” of the Texas Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Michael Lowe, back in 1993 when the government subpoenaed Lowe to provide Ku Klux Klan membership lists. Griffin won the case before the Texas Supreme Court.

The article quotes Griffin saying, “If I don’t stand up and defend the Klan’s right to free speech, my right to free speech will be gone.”

Respectfully, I disagree. People’s rights are being violated all over this country. Why choose to offer free representation to someone who represents an organization you find repugnant? I agree that a judge has to make the right call and follow the law and the Constitution. But as a private citizen with a rooting interest, I’m rooting again the Klan and I wouldn’t lift a finger to help them even if I thought their First Amendment rights were being violated at $500 an hour, much less pro bono.

June 16, 2008

Alex Kozinski's Wife Speaks Out

Marcy J.K. Tiffany, the wife of 9th Circuit chief judge Alex Kozinski, writes a defense of her husband in the Patterico Pontifications Blog. (Click here for background on the Judge Kozinski story.) Her defense comes from two angles: (1) attacking the accuser and, (2) a line I liked: "The fact is, Alex is not into porn - he is into funny – and sometimes funny has a sexual character." She probably also believes that Tiger Woods is not playing golf to win, he just enjoys the game and a good walk with friends.

She seems like a nice, articulate woman put in an awful situation by Judge Kozinksi. But try as she might, you can't bundle up this package up and call it humor. I find a lot of things funny. But - and I know I keep going back to this - I find it inconceivable to find humor in a photo that appears to be a child giving oral sex to a Catholic priest.

The accuser that Ms. Tiffany attacks, Cyrus Sanai, defended himself in a Maryland Lawyer Blog comment this weekend. I have not looked into the allegations against him. Honestly, they ring true based on my limited understanding of the facts but who knows. And who cares? Mr. Sanai is just some random lawyer. Alex Kozinski is the Chief Judge of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, arguably the 10th most important judge in the country. This is why we are talking about Alex Kozinski and not Cyrus Sanai.

June 12, 2008

Judge Alex Kozinski's Website

The Patterico Pontifications Blog has a post today about Judge Alex Kozinski, the Chief Judge for the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Kozinski has been a prolific and relatively public conservative judge. I remember thinking it was pretty cool when I heard that he closed one important opinion with the line: "The parties are advised to chill."

Anyway, apparently Judge Kozinski had gone Eliot Spitzer on us. He has website filled with a lot of pornographic images, photos of transsexuals, naked women on all fours painted to look like cows, people fooling around with barn yard animals, and lots of other images that I really don’t feel like describing. Let’s just say the guy is twisted and leave it at that.

To this, I say creepy but who really cares? But he also had a picture on his website of what looks like a child giving oral sex to a priest. The Patterico Pontifications Blog provides a picture that I would have done just fine without seeing.

How many different ways is this sick and twisted? As a father of three children and a Catholic, it would be really hard to come up with a more offensive image.

No one is going to impeach him but should this guy really be a chief judge of a federal circuit court? If I get a vote, I vote no.

To read Judge Kozinski's wife's defense of his website, click here.

June 11, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker and Justice Scalia

Above the Law has a funny blog post about two versions of a meeting between Justice Scalia and Sarah Jessica Parker, two names that do not typically go hand-in-hand.

Justice Scalia certainly seems to be front and center these days in the public eye. Still, most people - most lawyers even - would not know John Paul Stevens if he walked in the door with a "John Paul Stevens" written across his shirt (to steal a phase from Tony Kornheiser). For better or worse, I expect this will change over time and Supreme Court justices will become more public figures.

April 10, 2008

Our Next Supreme Court Justice

D.C. Dicta has a good blog post about potential Supreme Court nominees for the three (no offense Ralph Nader) remaining presidential candidates.

For years, I have followed the Supreme Court developments but always far more as a citizen than as a personal injury lawyer. But the Supreme Court's heartbreaking decision in Medtronic v. Riegel (which I still think will legislatively overturned under a President Obama) and a decision in Wyeth v. Levine expected next year, I'm paying attention more and more as a lawyer.


March 14, 2008

Disbarment/Suspension of Elliot Spitzer Part II

A lawyer in New York wrote to tell me that Elliot Spitzer has already tacitly admitted violating the Mann Act, a felony that leads to an automatic suspension or disbarment (he could not remember which) in New York.

The Mann Act makes it a felony to aid in the transportation of a woman in interstate commerce “for the purpose of prostitution or debauchery, or for any other immoral purpose, or with the intent and purpose to induce, entice, or compel such woman or girl” to commit immoral acts.

Okay, ah, I think Eliot Spitzer is guilty of that. Spitzer committed a felony technically. But at some point, prosecutors are charged with applying a little common sense. Does anyone think it is a more serious crime in 2008 to bring a prostitute across state lines than it is to hire a local prostitute? Should prosecutors give a ton of deference to a statute that was named the "White Slave Trade Act" as opposed to applying common sense?

Again, I'm glad Spitzer resigned because we desperately need to rid ourselves of the hypocracy that Spitzer and politicians of his ilk represent. If Spitzer is foolish enough to plead not guilty and wants to go to trial (chances: million to one), then by all means charge him with a felony. But if the investigation uncovers that he was not using campaign or public funds, Spitzer should be able to quickly plead to a misdemeanor with a small fine (let's say around Kristen's hourly rate) and let us, Spitzer and his family all move on from this.

As regular readers of the Maryland Injury Lawyer Blog and the Maryland Lawyer Blog know, I rarely digress into issues of the day because I think they are best addressed outside these niche lawyer blogs. But I really can't help myself because I find this Elliot Spitzer mess so fascinating.

February 5, 2008

The Big Firm Response

My blog on Friday on large law firms and their lawyers poked a bit of fun at my brother-in-law in Arizona, who is a partner in a very large firm. I forwarded him the post and got no response. Today, he responded with a comment to my blog which I have converted into a post. Apparently, he had an opinion on the subject. He also proved the point of my original post by using the word "untermenchen" at one point. This is his response:

In response to my brother in law, I would certainly agree that associate salaries fresh out of law school have just become plain silly. And I say that not because of the amounts at issue, but because of the incongruity between those amounts and the "new work ethic" of those now entering the profession. It is truly difficult to look someone in the face who is making $160K a year and seriously consider their views on work/life balance. That is not to say that our profession cannot make work/life balance a reality. It is to say, however, that those entering the workforce seem to think (and I concede this is a gross generalization) that they ought to be able to punch the clock 9-5 and still get those princely sums of money and bonuses. When an associate bills 1600 hours (10% of which is then written off for various reasons) and charges another 200 hours of non-billable time, and then calls it a year, I can safely say we are paying new associates too much.

The great myth orbiting big firms is the notion that their associates work like slaves. Over the last 15 years I have worked at two of the largest firms in the U.S. You would be shocked to learn that neither firm has succeeded in cajoling, begging, and/or threatening its associates to reach 1700 average associate billable hours across those firms. At my prior firm, average associate billables were below 1650 per year. So, the basic truth is, in any large firm, some people work ridiculously hard and ordinarily succeed. Some people work like mere mortals, hit around 1900-2000 hours, make good client contacts or develop their own business, and also succeed. Many, many more, however, jump into the pool for a few quick laps, sit at the pool bar drinking daquiris while their colleagues lap them, and then whine incessantly about their small bonuses and the sweatshop they have come to loathe. You may be surprised to learn that most large firms lose money (and a lot of it) on associates until they get into their 6th year of practice. Think about that. We make a 6 year investment, which is right around the time associates become truly marketable as individuals rather than as fungible commodities (no offense intended to newbies). It's akin to drafting a high school kid, giving the kid a big signing bonus, bringing him up through the minors, and as soon as the kid appears to be ready to start hitting .300 and stealing 40 bases a year, the kid goes free agent on you. I realize that is not the most apt analogy, but you get the picture. To use your analogy, consider pouring all that money into Jamarcus Russel, but as soon as it is time for him to take his first snap from center in a meaningful game, he just leaves and your investment was worthless. Enough on associate salaries.

I think my brother in law misapprehends the reasons many of us enjoy working in large law firms. First, to disabuse you of one common myth--while our profits per partner (PPEP) are well in excess of 1.3 million, the vast majority of our partners (and those at other large firms) don't see anything close to that, and I mean not close. Those big numbers reflect big money players with 10-15 million books. Frankly, they are doing me a favor agreeing to be in the same firm with me--I'm a bit of a sponge in that respect. Is it possible, then, that I would make considerably more money going out on my own? The answer is a very qualified maybe. First, I generate a lot of business for our other offices in other parts of the country--I would not be able to bring that work in (and therefore would not be paid for it) were I in a solo or small shop. Second, I receive a lot of work from other offices around the country, which I would also not get (and would not be compensated for) were I in a solo or small shop. Third, I admittedly like the creature comforts of a large firm--I can find an expert on anything you can imagine in my firm and I actually rely on that breadth of knowledge with some frequency. There are other creature comforts that go with this gig, such as never having to know how to use a copy machine or convert a document to pdf or scrub metadata, or prepare a powerpoint, or prepare a response to an RFP, ad infinitum. It's comfortable here. You are also correct that I enjoy the comaraderie--I work with a lot of good people throughout the country, who are truly friends of mine. I could go stir crazy in a small shop (not to mention the fact that my mercurial personality doesn't lend itself to working in close surroundings with a small group of people). Prestige is really not the issue. Frankly, where is the prestige when you get bashed day in and day out but solo practitioners, small firms, regional firms, etc.?

The post following my brother in law's simply confirms that people presume the worst about folks in large firms, and we have to try like crazy to overcome that presumption. Finally, I have to make a confession. The thing that makes me most likely to stay at a large firm is my intolerance towards unsophisticated purchasers of legal services. This is barely polite way of saying I cannot work with plaintiffs. I don't mean to suggest that plaintiffs are untermenchen or moronic. I simply prefer to work for/with individuals who appreciate the fact that (a) my time is their money; (b) their case/problem is not the only thing on my desk for the next six months; and (c) I'm a trained professional who does not need to be harangued constantly with emails and phone calls.

I have tried to do a little plaintiff's work and I can't handle it. The constant telephone calls for status updates. The constant self-absorbed obsession with the case as if nothing else matters. There, I said it. I'm not proud of it. But it's the truth--my truth. And that truth makes it hard for me to go solo because most folks in my practice area who go solo cannot survive on institutional clients alone--they have to do some plaintiff's work. While I know that I could retire very, very young by taking on a few FLSA 16(b) collective actions, the pearl simply is not worth the price.

Frankly, I find most of this to be a tempest in a teapot. The age old distrust between smaller firm practitioners and large firm practitioners makes little sense to me. I don't generalize about smaller firm attorneys. I don't assume they are less skilled, less intelligent, less ethical, or anything of the sort. In fact I make a point to drum into my associates a sense of respect for any opponent. Likewise, maybe I'm doing it all wrong, but I have yet to find a judge who will allow me to run a smaller firm lawyer out of the room by virtue of my supposedly superior large firm resources. I just don't see it--maybe it's the market in which I practice.

I wholeheartedly agree that smaller firm practitioners and many in the public sector numerically have extraordinary amounts of trial experience, and this does not hold true in large firms. I do think that this fact tends to overshadow the differences in practice, however. I have seen many, many Assistant US Attorneys and prosecutors come and go in the large firm environment. We bring them in because numerically they have hundreds of trials under their belt. They leave because qualitatively, they have little or no experience in the types of cases we tend to try. I have a law school colleague (read "ex-wife") who has tried well over 500 DUI trials as a prosecutor. She would not have an iota of how to try a Fair Labor Standards Act collective action with 50,000 class members nor would her style allow her to succeed even if she could master the process.

That is not to say that trial experience isn't important. It is critically important so I give my associates lots of loss leader small cases to try just to gain experience. However, quantity and quality don't always meet dead center when it comes to trial work. In 20 years I have tried roughly 20 cases. Nonetheless, I am EXTREMELY confident that I can try to a defense verdict an employment case better than someone with 100 non-employment jury trials because I know the subject matter better than anyone else (don't mean to brag but I'm making a point). More importantly from a client's perspective, I will obtain summary judgment in 95% of my employment cases because I have a command of my subject matter. I don't think someone with 500 trials can hit that percentage number without having travelled the path I have followed. In that respect, my brother in law is correct. As a young associate, I third-chaired (read "watched") countless trials by some of the best trial lawyers in this part of the country. I learned from every one of those experiences and put those lessons to work as I first-chaired my own trials later in my career. Had I simply started trying cases from day one, I firmly believe I would be a very different kind of trial lawyer. In a perfect world, we should all have those learning experience PLUS 500 trials under our belts, but that is pretty rare. That is what puts my brother in law in some very rarified air, having worked with big firm litigators early but then was able to try tons of his own cases. We would all love to have that combination of mentoring and actual hands-on experience, but it's very tough to get it.

December 8, 2007

Judge Grows Beard in Protest of Judicial Salaries

Eric Turkewitz's New York Personal Injury Law Blog has a post on Staten Island's Acting Supreme Court Justice Philip Straniere growing a pretty much out of control beard in protest of New York judges failure to get a raise in nine years from their $135,900 salary. As Eric points out, first year salaries at large New York firms go well beyond the salary of a New York judge.

When I was an associate for a large defense firm, I complained about... pretty much everything come to think of it, which may account for why my tenure was short and unsuccessful (my distaste for pharmaceutical companies didn't help either). But I did not complain about my salary because I always figured if I wanted to make more I could go elsewhere and that was how the free market worked. Maryland judges are paid about the same (here are their salaries) but when a spot becomes available, a long line forms of people who are making a lot more in private practice than they would on the bench. See this post for example. Why? Because it is a very prestigious job both in and out of the legal community, you can make a difference, and because the only client you have to answer to is your own conscious.

Look, I'm mindful of the judge's point. I also support higher judicial salaries because I think it will help recruit and, more importantly, retain good judges. (I also think judges should make more as their tenure increases.) But I don't think growing a beard in protest is the solution and it certainly is not good PR for the legal profession. Believe me, there is not going to be a huge groundswell of public sympathy for the poor judge making only $135,900 with, I'm sure, wonderful benefits, a great pension, etc. If this judge feels that strongly about it, he should leave the bench and go get a job. I'm sure he will find a job paying at least twice that in New York second in the Big Apple. But here's the thing: there are going to be qualified lawyers making three times what this judge is making lining up to take his place.

November 26, 2007

Maryland Lawyer Wanted

Miller & Zois is looking to add another personal injury lawyer to our growing team in Anne Arundel County. We are looking for a motivated, upbeat person with 2-5 years personal injury or insurance defense experience. Full benefits package available and salary commensurate with experience. If you are interested, please fax your resume and salary requirements to 410-760-8922 or e-mail Laura G. Zois at laurazois@millerandzois.com.

October 29, 2007

Prince George's County Circuit Court Opening

Fourteen people have applied to fill the current vacancy on the Circuit Court for Prince George's County. I believe the Trial Courts Judicial Nominating Commission will be receiving the results of the balloting conducted among members of the bar shortly. Below is an alphabetical list of the candidates:

Hon. Krystal Quinn Alves (District Court for Prince George's County)
Hon. Hassan Ali El-Amin (District Court for Prince George's County)
Blake Minoru Fetrow, a family law attorney in Riverdale, MD
Manuel Robert Geraldo, a general practice attorney in Greenbelt, MD
Hon. Leo Edward Green (District Court for Prince George's County)
Thomas Anthony McManus, an Upper Marlboro attorney
Hon. Crystal Dixon Mittelstaedt (District Court for Prince George's County)
Richard Allen Moore, II, a public defender in Prince George's County
Erik Howard Nyce, a Lanham insurance defense attorney
Nicholas Elias Rattal, a public defender in Prince George's County
Hon. Thurmond Haywood Rhodes(District Court for Prince George's County)
Jerroly Patricia Wilson Smoot, a State's Attorney in Prince George's County
Hon. Beverly Jean Woodard (District Court for Prince George's County)
Hon. Joel David Worshtil (District Court for Prince George's County)

July 2, 2007

4th Circuit Vacancies

The Washington Times reports today that the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, which covers Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, and South Carolina, has 4 judicial openings for the 15 slots available on the court.

The 4th Circuit has long been considered the nation’s most conservative circuit court. Even the Washington Times agrees which is pot calling the kettle black. Last month, however, the court broke from that label, rejecting the government’s detention of an American citizen captured in the United States and held as an enemy combatant, a decision that outraged many conservatives.

The article provides some interesting data on the turnaround time of our federal circuit courts. Relatively speaking, the 4th Circuit decides cases quickly - the median time is 9 ½ months, faster than all but 1 of the 11 federal circuits. The average for all of the circuits is just over a year. But caseloads are on the rise somewhat, with an increase from 4,887 in 2003, to 5,460 in 2006.

The problem, of course, is in the difficulty of getting judges confirmed by the Senate. With the partisan chasm in Washington the widest it has been in the last 100 years, according to some analysts, and the upcoming elections (you would think the presidential election was three weeks away), this problem will continue to exacerbate. Still, I have to say, I really do not consider 9½ months to be that long to wait for a federal appellate opinion.