Skadden Associate Can Sing

Am Law Litigation Daily has announced a winner to the “love anthem to your firm” competition. The winner was an associate at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meager & Flom who wrote the unforgettable diddy “Skadden, You Gladden My Heart.” Moments after winning the award, Skadden fired the associate because she “should be able to find something else to do” with her time.

Okay, not really. But that would have been a good big firm story that would be believed if you told it straight faced in a bar filled with big firm lawyers.