Dr. Phil Lawsuit

Dr. Phil is the subject of a lawsuit. The alleged victim filed suit – acting as her own lawyer – on Wednesday, alleging that Dr. Phil touched her breast and forced her to stay in his office with a naked man in 2007.

Let’s take a look at the Vegas odds on this:

Chances of These Charges Being True: 200-1

Chances Plaintiff Prevails at Trial: 10,000-1

Chances the Case Gets Dismissed on Motion: 1-20

You can find a copy of the lawsuit here. I’d be lying if I said I read it.